[johnb300m]

 

[johnb300m]

OPAAA!!!
We have the all new, 2026 Chrysler Pacifica, now in Hummus, and Baklava!
That gives us, what, 6 new models now!?

 

[johnb300m]

What's that?
The Chrysler Empanada?

 

[johnb300m]

A friend of mine who is a sales manager at the local Toyota dealer says green is the worst color of all. He takes at least another $500 off of the value when considering trade-ins if the vehicle is green because he knows it is going to sit on the lot longer. His next least favorite color is "old man tan", which is what a lot of Camrys and Corollas came in years ago.

That reminds me of an ongoing Conan O'Brien sketch for a while, years back, when he would show off his old, GREEN Ford Taurus SHO.
He even tried to sell it on the street once, and one guy said, "no way."
"Why not?"
"It's green!"