LOL!
I rented a U-haul with no spare yesterday. I told them I need a spare, they said, "Oh! You just call this number and we come fix it!" I said, uh huh, you're going to come 400 miles, into the Nevada desert to bring me a spare while I wait 20 hours?
Somewhere, some bean counter figured it all out, spending $600 per flat tire is cheaper than buying spares...sounds like Marchionne has a twin...